What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?